Out of nowhere, I mean really nowhere, our friend just out of the blue blurts out that he spanks his wife! Then he starts laughing and she's sort of looking at him and laughing and I'm looking at my husband and he's looking at me and we're laughing that 'oh shit' sort of laugh.
For a moment - just caught up in it all - I was going to blurt out "we do too and I write spanking romance!" I could just see my face saying it - then pictured my husband's face if I'd said it, then our friends faces…Needles to say, I kept my mouth shut. Didn't want to walk an elephant into the middle of the restaurant, you know? Makes you wonder though how many people are closet spankos, you know?